Years ago, I was interviewed for a podcast in which the host began our conversation by asking, “So, you’re a grammar Nazi?” I proceeded to explain to this guy why I was not a “grammar Nazi”. Three years later, I married him, but I digress… It’s a common misconception that linguists are “grammar Nazis”, “grammar […]
Recently, I was surprised (and disappointed) to learn that someone whose views I typically find to be progressive and open-minded planned to vote “No” in a same-sex postal vote “survey” in Australia. There are many reasons why people oppose same-sex marriage, although one of the main arguments cited by this person was that the definition […]
What is Linguistics? What is a Linguist? Don’t Google it! I’m looking for non-linguists to take this short survey. This 5-minute questionnaire is about perceptions of linguistics. Don’t worry about being “right” or “wrong”. I’m interested in your beliefs and assumptions. Thank you!
Yesterday, a friend wished me a “Happy Covfefe Day”. Initially, I wondered if “covfefe” was a foreign word or an acronym that I simply didn’t know. Occasionally, someone will ask me the meaning of an archaic or specialized word, but if I don’t know it, they see it as a “Gotcha!” Such is the lot […]
Swear words and insults in the English language have common taboo themes, most notably sex, race and ethnicity, and religion. The former are extremely offensive, while blasphemy has mostly lost its punch, although we still hear many people taking the Lord’s name into vain. But one category of profane words has mostly fallen out of […]
This morning a reader emailed the following article to me: This is What the Position of Your Legs While Sitting Reveals About You. “Is it true?” she asked. The article features the following image and presents an analysis of each way of sitting. The author claims that Position A reveals “this person thinks that neglecting […]
I was in a department store recently when the sales assistant initiated the following conversation: “Where’s that accent from?” “Oh, well I’m…” “Wait! Let me guess! You’re from England, right?” “No.” “Um…New Zealand?” “No.” “South Africa?” “No.” “Scotland? Ireland?” “No!” “Germany?” “No!” “Then where?” “I’m Australian.” “Ah! I knew it! That was gonna be my […]
In the new movie Arrival, gigantic spaceships touch down across the globe. To analyze the alien species that emerges from the spacecraft, a special team is assembled, which is headed by…a linguist! Linguist Louise Banks (Amy Adams) successfully deciphers their complicated alien writing system. The film explores a theoretical field known as xenolinguistics, in which […]
Karl Mamer recently invited me onto his podcast The Conspiracy Skeptic to discuss conspiracy theories from the Land Down Under. One of the cases we discussed was the disappearance of former Australian Prime Minister Harold Holt. On December 17, 1967, Holt visited Cheviot Beach near Portsea, Victoria, with some friends. He went into the water […]
Over the past few days a number of articles about body language have been appearing in my social media feeds. Forbes featured the piece 15 Body Language Blunders Successful People Never Make while Business Insider published 11 horrible body language habits that are hard to quit, but you’ll be glad you did. If we are […]